February 2012
family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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eat healthy and exercise?
lol what’s that
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dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
c0astofmaine:
I don’t wanna feel like this anymore.
decast-ronaut:
You make me so angry and we don’t even talk anymore.
does anyone else get kind of possessive when your friends start to like your favorite band or is that just me
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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obsessedwithbaz:
what if one show jack stood on the right and zack stood on the left everyone would be mindfucked
fr4nc:
I wonder if I’ll be missed when I’m gone.
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School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
jamjalex:
if the best things in life are free why do concert tickets cost money
i clearly have headphones on, why do you still talk to me idgi
guy in audience: I WANT YOUR BABIES
john o'callaghan: i want your babies, you son of a bitch
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i think i’m just gonna have a million glasses of water and exercise until i’m satisfied, i feel icky
fleur-morte:
being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
